HOT HOT HOT BOOB SWEAT

DAMN

IT'S

HOT

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I have always envied woman with 

small breasts. I believe that they

look better in clothes ( so does the entire

modeling empire) they can jog without harnessing,

after breast feeding, many do not then 

resemble tube socks with a tennis ball in the bottom.

They don't have an "under" ledge to them per se.

Yeah, yeah men like boobs.

So what, I say.

Right now at 113 degrees, even with my air conditioner 

in competition with every other one in the city,

and waiting for the afternoon brown out 

surely to come...

I have sweat.

BOOB sweat

UNDER THEM

 that then runs down 

where gravity takes it 

wherever.

They predict 110 -116 at least,

they say at least

for the next 7 days.

I cannot afford a high summer power bill so I keep 

the thermostat set at 80, it still runs constantly,

and run fans directly in front of me,

or behind me, depending on the room,

and whether I am vertical or horizontal.

Even so my Energy snapshot shows I'm over 

$200 with 15 days yet to go.

If even one of you says 

"But it's a dry heat", 

I'll have to throw Howie in the car

and head your way to live with you for the summer.

AS long as you live somewhere cool, or at least

on the ocean.

Believe me, you did not want a 

photo on this post.

There are 599,000 google

responses to sweaty breasts. Go there.

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